Nothing needs to be said, the entry speaks for itself....

The following Q & A were collected from last years exam results in Swindon,Wiltshire (from 16 year olds)!


Geography
Q. Name the 4 seasons
A. Salt,pepper,mustard and vinegar.

Q. Explain 1 of the processes by which water can be safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit,sand,dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Sociology
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Biology
Q. What happens to your body when you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death.

Q. What is artifical insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow. (He got an A)

Q. How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen)
A. The body is consisted of 3 parts - the brainium, the borax, the abdominal cavity. The brainium is the brain, the borax is the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity is the 5 bowels A, E, I, O, U.

Q. What is the fibula?
A A small lie.

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby

Q. What is the most common birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q. Give the definition of a 'Cesarean section'?
A. The Caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman emperor.

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. Give an example of a fungus?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and look like umbrellas.

English
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you know the meaning.
A. Hand that judicious can be soft as your face.

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be 8.

Technology
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head.[/quote]

And I thought school was difficult.... <_<

Honestly, I've had my doubts about my midterm evaluations these past two weeks (esp in Personal Development), but I am suprised on how everything turned out so far. I just hope that I can continue to get good grades as I progress through the next year =]



Basic Comp: A
Math: A
Intro to Micro. : A
Applications: A
Personal Development: A




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